Security
Is your data secure from terrorists? We think so!
Our variety of protection systems include in-built crucifixes, rakes which pop up from the grass when you walk over them (like them off Tom and Jerry), and overengineered huge rolling rocks (we have to admit taking inspiration from Indiana Jones for that one).
...and because the data centre is made of wood, if there is an intrusion, it'll burn right down to the ground leaving no trace.
Let's see Osama get past that!